14 minutes.
That's the average rural EMS response time.
The Oh Sh!t Kit buys the time that matters.
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When you'll wish you had it
The moments that change everything.
EMS arrives in 14 minutes — on a good day. These are the moments the kit was built for.
Roadside crash
Witness a wreck on a county road. EMS is 20 minutes out. A tourniquet in your truck is the difference between stable and not.
Bleeding death can happen in under 5 minutes.
Job site accident
Nail gun, table saw, falling debris. You're the closest person to it. The kit lives in your work truck for this exact moment.
OSHA: 5,283 work fatalities in 2023.
30 miles from cell service
Hunting, hiking, overlanding. No bars, no help on the way. The kit + a CAT tourniquet is the bridge to the trailhead.
Outdoor injuries spike 4× in remote areas.
Kitchen / garage / driveway
Most serious bleeds happen at home. Hot oil. Chef's knife. Lawnmower blade. The kit by the door is the difference.
55% of emergency room visits start at home.
BUILT LIKE THE REAL THING
The same gear EMTs grab on shift.
Every component is the version used in ambulances, ERs, and military medic bags. Same gear, less branding markup.
01
CAT Tourniquet
TCCC-recommended
The same Combat Application Tourniquet issued to US military medics. Tested in combat, proven in the field — the gold standard for arterial bleed control.
02
Hemostatic Gauze
QuikClot-style
Stops severe bleeding 5× faster than standard gauze. Used by ER trauma teams. Packs directly into deep wounds where pressure alone won't hold.
03
Chest Seals (Vented + Non-vented)
Stop the Bleed Protocol
HALO-style chest seals for sucking chest wounds. Vented + non-vented because the right one depends on the injury — both come standard.
04
NPA Airway
EMT-standard
Nasopharyngeal airway with lubricant — keeps an unconscious patient's airway open until EMS arrives. The piece most cheap kits skip.
05
Trauma Shears
Same as ambulance gear
Heavy-duty shears that cut through denim, boot leather, and seatbelts. The first tool you reach for in a real emergency.
06
Burn Dressings + Antiseptics
FDA-cleared
Burn gel, sterile dressings, antiseptic wipes, alcohol preps. The everyday stuff — just the version that actually works in the field.
ANSI Class B Type III
TCCC-recommended Tourniquet
Stop the Bleed Protocol
Hypoallergenic · Latex-Free
NOT ALL KITS ARE EQUAL
Same gear. Less markup.
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Drugstore kit
~$25
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Amazon trauma kit
$40–80
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MyMedic Pro
$299
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Oh Sh!t Kit
$129.99
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| CAT Tourniquet (TCCC) | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Hemostatic gauze | ✗ | some | ✓ | ✓ |
| Chest seals (vented + non-vented) | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ | ✓ |
| NPA airway | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Trauma shears | ✗ | some | ✓ | ✓ |
| Burn dressings | small | small | ✓ | ✓ |
| ANSI Class B Type III | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Total components | ~20 | ~40 | 75+ | 80 |
| Free bandage included | ✗ | ✗ | ✗ | ✓ |
Same TCCC-recommended tourniquet. Same hemostatic gauze. Same chest seals. Same NPA airway. Without the branded markup.
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DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE IT?
Take a free 90-minute Stop the Bleed class.
Most components are intuitive — tourniquet straps print their instructions, chest seals stick, gauze packs into wounds. But knowing the gear before you need it is the difference between using it well and freezing. Stop the Bleed is taught at fire stations and hospitals nationwide. Free.
Or: every CAT tourniquet has its instructions printed right on the strap.
WHO CARRIES ONE
The people who don't wait for help.
Off-duty EMTs
Personal vehicle
Hunters
Blind / Tree Stand
Overlanders
Truck console
Tradesmen
Tool truck
Long-distance drivers
Glove box
Parents
Under the seat
Range members
Range bag
First responders
Backup at home
REAL BUYERS · REAL MOMENTS
The stories behind the kit.
JK
James K.
EMT · North Carolina
★★★★★
"Bought one for personal carry. Same TCCC tourniquet I use on shift, half the price of the brand-name kits. Lives in my truck console."
— Off-duty personal carry
✓ Verified buyer
BR
Bill R.
Hunter · Montana
★★★★★
"30 miles from cell service on a hunt. Buddy cut himself with a skinning knife. Hemostatic gauze did its job. Worth every penny."
— Used at: hunting trip, Oct 2024
✓ Verified buyer
MS
Mike S.
GC · Texas
★★★★★
"OSHA inspector asked what kit I keep in the work truck. Pulled this out. He nodded. ANSI rating + tourniquet sealed it for him."
— Job site compliance
✓ Verified buyer
DT
Diana T.
Mom of 4 · Ohio
★★★★★
"I'm not a paramedic. I bought it because my kids do stupid stuff. Took the Stop the Bleed class after. Best $130 I've spent in years."
— Family preparedness
✓ Verified buyer
TW
Tom W.
Overlander · Colorado
★★★★★
"Compared to MyMedic which was $300. Identical components. Different sticker. Easy choice."
— Vehicle kit
✓ Verified buyer
CD
Chris D.
Firefighter · Florida
★★★★☆
"Solid kit for personal carry. Took off a star because I want one in tan with subdued markings — but the gear is real."
— Off-duty carry
✓ Verified buyer
For your 4 legged companions
Frequently asked questions
What exactly is the Oh Shit Kit?
A 80-component trauma response kit built for the gap between "something just went wrong" and "EMS is here." CAT tourniquet, chest seals, hemostatic gauze, NPA airway, burn dressings, and the antiseptics and bandages you'd actually need under pressure. ANSI Class B Type III rated. Designed for fast hands, not display shelves.
What’s included in the kit?
- 1× CAT Combat Application Tourniquet (TCCC-recommended)
- 2× Chest Seals (vented + non-vented, per Stop the Bleed protocol)
- 1× Hemostatic Gauze (QuikClot-style)
- 1× NPA Airway with lubricant
- 1× Trauma Shears
- 2× Burn Dressings
- 1× Emergency Survival Blanket
- Antiseptic wipes, alcohol prep pads, adhesive bandages (assorted sizes)
- Nitrile gloves (2 pairs)
- 80 components total — full inventory list inside every kit
Do I need training to use it?
No — but you should get some. Most components are intuitive: chest seals stick, gauze packs into wounds, the tourniquet has printed instructions on the strap itself. We strongly recommend a free Stop the Bleed course (90 minutes, taught at fire stations and hospitals nationwide). Knowing the gear before you need it is the difference between using it well and freezing.
What's the shelf life?
The kit itself lasts forever. Consumables vary:
- Gauze, chest seals, NPA airway: 5 years from manufacture
- Antiseptic wipes, alcohol prep pads: 3 years
- Tourniquet: Indefinite (inspect annually for cracks or wear)
- Burn dressings: 5 years
We mark the earliest expiry on the outside of every kit so you know when to refresh.
Is this medical-grade?
Yes. Every component is the same gear used by EMS, military, and ER trauma teams. CAT tourniquet (TCCC-recommended), HALO-style chest seals (vented + non-vented per Stop the Bleed protocol), QuikClot-style hemostatic gauze, NPA airway. ANSI Class B Type III rated. This isn't a glorified Band-Aid box.
Are tourniquets legal to carry?
Yes — in all 50 states. CAT tourniquets are explicitly legal as personal first aid equipment. They're issued to EMTs, police, and military across the country. You're not buying a weapon — you're buying first aid.
How does this compare to MyMedic or North American Rescue?
Same medical-grade components. Same trauma protocols. Lower price. We've stripped out the branded markup and the things you don't need in the field. What's left is what an EMT would actually grab when seconds count.
Who carries an Oh Sh!t Kit?
EMTs and paramedics off-duty. Off-roaders, hunters, and overlanders. Tradespeople running solo. Parents who drive long distances. First responders who want a backup in their personal vehicle. Anyone who's ever been more than 10 minutes from a hospital and thought, "what if?"